Dirty little dwarf.

When you are on a ventrilo server on a video game and some person says they'll be right back, they leave there mic on and they do something nasty so everyone can hear it without knowing they did it.

Guy 1: I'll brb guys... Hey baby wanna do it?
vent people: Hahaha he left his vent on, what a dirty little dwarf.

by Ezarhadden November 21, 2010

Dirty Fish Hook

When you surprise someone with a variation on a Wet Willy ... but instead of wetting your finger with your mouth, you wet it with your butt. And instead of putting it in their ear, you put it in their mouth.

Victim: "Oh, man... your finger tastes like crap!"
You: "Yeah -- you just got the dirty fish hook"

by Professor Mac Plum December 23, 2014

dirty christmas tree

wen you decorate your penis in a Christmassy fashion and proceed to fuck a girl anally.

I want to dirty Christmas tree.

by Donkey donk December 5, 2013

Dirty down spout

When a chick lays on her back with the down spout from the house inserted in her pussy. 3 guys get on the roof. 1st guy pukes down the spout, 2nd guy takes a shit down it & the 3rd guy takes a piss to wash it all down.

Hey roofers, can you give me a dirty down spout?

by Sac makers June 24, 2016

dirty white russian

A white russian made with breast milk

Yea my girl gave a little bit of that all-natural milk for my dirty white russian.

OR

I like to get my wife nice and drunk so I can get those dirty white russians straight from the tap.

by neilruby1 November 22, 2019

Dirty Spear Tip

When a person has a log of stool in their anal cavity and another person shoves their penis into the anus. When pulling their penis out the stool is then stick to the tip of the penis giving them a dirty spear tip

"Fuck man! Danica gave me a dirty spear tip last night when I tried surprise butt sex with her"

by Papa Kraus March 12, 2018

dirty joe exotic

A man who married a lot of (straight) men. A man who is gayer than a three dollar bill. A man who enjoyed (drugs) (tigers) and talking trash about that bitch (Carole baskin) who knows on a scale of one to sardine oil, she knows what happened to her ex husband! He’s as sure as a bleached mullet and hanging on stronger than a damn eyebrow ring on some good ole southern (alligator) skin.

Dirty Joe Exotic is honest down to the bones of expired Walmart meat lovers pizza served fresh and hot off the salmonella truck.

by BBQCJB April 16, 2020