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Your not shit.com

This basically means your not shit. You think ur all this but ur not.
Lilly: did u see what Abbie posted on Instagram

Mia: ever since she got a boyfriend she thinks she’s so cool
Lilly: well she is not

Mia: I wanna go up to her and say “your not shit.com”
by Cvvdbnf January 4, 2019
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I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.
Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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Wear your sports jersey to school

On October 25, Friday wear your sports jersey to school let’s see how many people play on a sports team
An example of how this is used is on October 25th wear the sport you plays jersey JUST NOT CHEER Wear your sports jersey to school
by Sporty Man/Woman October 22, 2019
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Thinking your cool from the past

“Thinking your cool from the past” if a person Says that, It means Your Cool from the past and They are thinking your have the same thing in common.

And they want to be friends with you again Cause They thought how cool you were back then.
“Hey I’ve been thinking your cool and wanting to be friends cause we have talken before and I had a feeling having stuff in common not in a gay way.” (Thinking your cool from the past)
by NookAstly August 25, 2021
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How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023
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Rest your nerves

When you're irritating someone and they want you to go sit down or leave them alone. Grandparents say this a lot.
"Mama can i have this? Mama can i have that toy?"

Mother/Grandmother: If you don't rest your nerves boy/girl!"
by Stingwolf2000stingwolf2000 October 29, 2021
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Whack your Weed

I'm gonna whack your weed.
by BerriVoid February 11, 2023
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