My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 25, 2023

I Laughed

Self-explanatory phrase. Used when you describe a time you laughed. Given the way it is phrased, it could be sarcastic to describe a situation where you weren't laughing.

I Laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. But I wasn't really laughing. I was crying with a smile so nobody else would be hurt. I don't need help. Just a real laugh.

by MrDrEdward May 20, 2024

I am Aced

As the Ace beats all in cards. It is therefore the highest card. So the term I am Aced can be used when one is high.

“Bro i am fucking Aced.”
“Sameeer bro i am soo high.”
“I am Aced” — When two people get very high the highest they have ever been

by The Gang of Three November 09, 2018

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 24, 2025

Noml(i)

Non media literate (idiot)

Random person: "Putin is just defending russians!"
Random person2: "Shut the fuck up! You fucking noml(i)!"
Random person 3: "Presentage of noml people is rising too damn high!"

by mafields May 03, 2023

Don I(nfa)m(o)us

What da famous feminine-hairstyle-bashing talk-show host has become due to his racist/slanderous remarks and surly persona.

With all da horrible verbal crimes he committed, I am frankly astonished that Don I(nfa)m(o)us was allowed to remain on da air!

by QuacksO December 26, 2018

I Tweet then i exist

Twitting or being active in social media(twitter X) as the sign of being alive or being around.

Hey joe..No i am not dead yet .its been a long time .You have seen my tweets.I tweet then i exist.ha ha

by TourageKnight January 29, 2025