Wholesome Boy

I nice man with a boss ass booty

That man must be a Wholesome Boy

by League of Umi June 10, 2018

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The Boi

The boi is a video game character, a Russian with a cat-alike face. He will kill you if you get in his way. (Don't mess with the Russian)

"Hey have you seen The Boi?"
"No, I haven't seen The Boi."

by ifuckinghatefroggy July 1, 2021

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Do-boi

A no hussle having, lame ass, wanna be plug.

Drew Gross's DO-BOI skills are nowhere near as on point as Tony Pierce's.

Tony Pierce should write a book on "THE ART OF DO-BOING".

by SouthernBelleRaisnHell June 1, 2019

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Squiggle boys

stock traders with neuroses fixated on candlestick obsession, rug pulling, social standing, etc..., rather than mature analysis of markets macroscopically.

Squiggle boys who are neurotically and emphatically obsessed with candlestick analysis and were blind to dangerous market conditions, are now talking about how we are “due for a pullback.”

by Shogun1,000,000 August 2, 2023

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So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"

by anonymous February 16, 2021

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