Woah-man

When you try to act funny by saying the word woman in a stupid way

Josh: Hey girls! If one of you marry me you'll be a true woah-man!

Girls: Stfu please.

by Ryan_the_retard March 21, 2022

Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018

samantha the chicken man

A nickname for someone called sam who does karate.

Have you heard that archie calls dan Samantha the chicken man now haha

by Ell Moss Inspires Me November 28, 2017

diagonalo man

A non straigh super human, dressed in the colors of the rainbow. Would gladly take a shot of tobacco induced semen in exchange for $168.000.00.

Is that a plane? Is that a bird? no, I think that's diagonalo man.

by cappy retardino November 25, 2016

man of culture

pedo slang for someone who watches hentai

person: I'm currently watching high school dxd
other person: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

by Greeniceking August 11, 2025

lucas man

he knows where you live

oh god is that lucas man oh no he knows where i live oh fuck oh no

by sockpoo January 21, 2021

Old man struggles

A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .

Virus: young jukes where are you?

Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.

Virus: bet

Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.

Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.

Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!

by Young jukes May 22, 2019