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your mom

someone that is always at my house ;)
im with your mom ;)
by idxhdhb July 26, 2022
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Your Mom

by NuggetLord66 June 14, 2017
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Your mom's ape

Something you say to a question you don't feel like explaining.
Clueless person: "What's that?"

You: "your mom's ape"
by Your mom's ape February 25, 2021
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your mom

The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY
your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.
by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020
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Your mom

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean
So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO
by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021
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Your mom

Is slang for "your female pet dog"
by @Im_BadAt October 18, 2020
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your mom

Person 1:hey your mom
Person2:hey your mom
Person3:hey your mom
by NewCom January 14, 2022
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