your matt

A gay insult. Just like your mom except you can use any name inplace of MATT.

Henery:You suck
Bill:Your mom sucks
Mr. Wiffle:Your matt sucks your mom.
Everyone besides Mr. Wiffle: Ow damn i got TOLD.

by Qoob May 10, 2005

your grandmother

A nice woman who likes to make cookies and eat ass

Your grandmother destroys dildo

by PussyPower611 December 14, 2019

Your Mom

Said when one has nothing else to say, or in reply to the questions "What are you doing?" And "What do you want to do?"

"Shut the F#$@ up Phil"
"Yeah, well, uh, YOUR MOM!"

by The Masked Olive Eater February 2, 2003

Your mom

A phrase most often used by wiggers/wangstas and people in chatrooms. It is only used as the last desperate attempt to win an argument, although it really doesn't have any meaning whatsoever.

Wangsta 1: I hate your ass!
Wangsta 2: You're a stupid piece of shit!
Wangsta 1: Shut up jackass!
Wangsta 2: Your Mom!

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

your guyses

An expression used commenly in western Canada, usually inquiring about something that is owned by a group.

To crew on construction site: "Is this your guyses wrench?"

by myfriendhasalizard January 22, 2006

your sister

another name for a person who you "realy like" and want to tell joke about without her knowing...

look how much your sister is eating...

by babag March 31, 2005

Your Mum

Very versatile. Can be used in any situation with varying levels of effectiveness. Quite derogatory and must be said with caution. Always have guard up when said to strangers.

Very off-putting towards opposition in sporting competition.

Must never be said in front of own Mother

Can be used in an appropriate way.... Sometimes

Example 1 - "Your Mum eats dog biscuits and wears Army boots!"

Example 2 - Person 1 - "Hey areshole"

Person 2 - "Your Mums arsehole"

Example 3 - Person 1 -"Where are we staying tonight friend?"

Person 2 -"Your mums mate"

Person 1 -"Sounds Good!"

by LukeDoggy July 17, 2006