jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse

Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016

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wine window

The open space of time when drinking wine where you feel really good and flirty for having sexy time... then the wine window closes, and you only feel like sleeping

I felt awesome, so buzzed and horny! The wine window was definitely open! But he was playing xbox for too long, so it closed.

by spymax November 27, 2010

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… Out the window day

On October 3rd he asked me what day it was…

Hey, what day is it?

… it’s 011ie out the window day!

Hey guys it’s 011ie … out the window day!

by E11a_iz_cool October 04, 2021

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Hop on windows 10

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.

"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."

by SomeKidOnMac August 03, 2021

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Window of poopertunity

The timespan within which the larger intestine is ready to have a bowel movement.

The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.

by Snigel December 10, 2016

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