Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
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Monique van Bael

She was born in 1915 and became a high ranking Nazi's Officer in 1938. In World War II she raped and killed a lot of children in Auswitz. In 1945 she got killed by Joseph Stalin and went to hell. In 2000 she got raised from the death by Adolf Hitler. She got sent to Germany to become a rapist German teacher and then she got sent to the Netherlands to torture and rape children from the Blariacumcollege in Blerick.
Damn, that bitch really do be a Monique van Bael
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Barones Siempre Van Hacembre Barones
Barones Siempre Van Hacembre Barones
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vans diana

a mere misspelling of canadian made by our beloved charlotte
" what's milk2go? "
" it's a brand milk here in Canada "
" oh must be vans diana "
" tf i meant canadian "
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Jeremy Van Dyk

The qualities of being gormless however showing exceptional CPM rate
Hey, I heard that intern is like a Jeremy Van Dyk ;)
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motoriek van een banaan

'' i have the motoriek van een banaan''
by brakka boy 123 September 22, 2017
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Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'
"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"
by Bivop July 28, 2016
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