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Flinders University 

Where South Australian students go when their first preference for University of Adelaide is denied.
"Aw man, I heard you didn't get into Adelaide Uni. So are you going to go to Flinders "University" or just forget about academia altogether?".

"Dude, I heard you put Flinders University as your first university preference. Were you trying to piss off your parents or something?".

Ohio State University

Largest college in the U.S. They have strong graduate programs. Typically perceived a close second to Miami University (Ohio) for undergraduate. Ohio State Michigan football game is a national spectacle. There is also a university in rural Athens, Ohio called Ohio University which is a separate institution.
Ohio State University by GoBucks November 11, 2005

Pace University 

A small private university in New York, where kids know how to party. Where drinking isn't saved for the weekends... it's an every day thing. Where not only beacause OktoberFest and SpringFest make us drink 10 in the morning but it's a habbit formed once you attend. Michaels, Paulies or Finnegans is what the students call thier second home on Thursday nights. Where students pre-game harder than you party for any event. Located in the middle of no where, everyone is a drug dealer. It's where our parents $35,000 a year go to alcohol, sex, and drugs.
Dude you going up to Pace University tonight? I'm bringing my 30 pack, a bottle of bacardi dark,absolut, grey goose, a gram of weed, 1/4 oz of the chronic, my bong and a few blunts, and this is all just to pregame before Paulies... you in?

Lynn University 

A small college in boca raton, florida that's really an overpriced country club filled with unintelligent people. Academics are mediocre, and students show little to no interest in school work. Sports events and other school activities are pointless; students are only interested in one thing and one thing only which is doing line after line of cocaine and getting belligerently wasted every single day all day. Everyone is either rich or international and almost everyone does drugs and binge drinks. it's not uncommon to go to club or party and see someone from one of your classes passed out. think twice about coming here, especially if you don't enjoy some nose candy, boozin, and if you don't drive a car thats the same price or more as the 50 g tuition.
Lynn university is full of coked up brain dead trust fund babies.

university of oregon 

Pretty hippy, but coming out of the slump as well...Everyone rides a bike and soap isn't very well known.
Old man on 13th (Froggy) "Hey wanna buy one of the greatest jokebooks the world has ever known? Or I'll just have to go back to my old profession, selling handguns to kids."

University of Louisville

A Metropolitian University in the heart of Louisville that was founded in 1798 and prides itself on its law, medical, engineering schools, Football and Basketball. The mascot is the cardinal and colors are cardinal and black
The University of Louisville stomped UK again in football this year