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turtle soup

a foul smelling female
a female who private area has a fishy oder
a female private area with a foul small and a yellowish discharge
that female has the "turtle soup" you can smell it through her clothes.
by basedchica September 19, 2011
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turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hrs without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.
as i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.
by Rajpal May 13, 2005
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tittle

Term used to describe developing breasts.
My daughter is finally getting tittles.
by Bento March 6, 2003
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turtle jockey

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.
Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007
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turtle tips

The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 3-1 you bounce on the turtle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as beetle bumps except much easier to do.
John: Dude, dont forget to get your turtle tips when you get top the end of world 3-1 because you really suck at this game and you need all the lives you can get.
Mark: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.
by Copernicus P. Einstein July 2, 2009
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Turtle Flop

Verb. To flop ones Turtle. Commonly used when out clubbin with seals (ie seal clubbin)
That guy just did a massive Turtle Flop and no body noticed...I wonder where the Seal went...
by Tarkine May 26, 2010
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Turtle penis

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like
by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016
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