MONSTER TRUCK

WHERE YOU FUCKING A FUCKING MONSTEROUSLY HUGE FUCKING TRUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

ME: I WANT TO FUCK A MONSTER TRUCK

FRIEND: ACTUALLY THAT'S MY KITTEN -

by HAHA THIS WEBSITE IS FUCK NUTS December 12, 2021

Ford Truck

The best all around vehicle for real men.

“Dude just bought a Ford Truck.” “No way! He must know what’s up!”

by JohnGalt95 December 29, 2021

semen truck

A huge penis, or a penis that contains alot of semen.

Holy shit! That's one hell of a semen truck.

by FarMistt April 4, 2022

Dump Trucked

You got ran over by a dump truck

Q. Did you hear about Haskins? It’s so sad.
A. He got dump trucked

by It was funny, get over it. April 9, 2022

Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.

When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."

by HardWorkingMechanic April 9, 2022

Muds my truck

Irritated, upset with a situation.

“Man that really muds my truck!”

by Double Diesal April 17, 2022

dump truck

to have a thiccc butt

dat gurl haz big dump truck

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022