Wank cone

A random item or object that can be ejaculated into and can hold the sperm.

"Ah look , a can of coke ! That would make a great wank cone for today"

"Oh ! A ice lolly wrapper, what a great wank cone that will make"

by Can'tcopythis May 31, 2017

Oriental Wank

This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.

"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"

by Blamblam25 August 30, 2018

Wank Worthy

When something is utterly amazing or beautiful

" oh my word this coffee is so good . It's wank worthy"

Or

"I wish Tristan thought I was wank worthy"

by Ezdawgtucks May 8, 2015

Arm Wank

The process of holding on to someones arm and whilst walking an up and down movement is made

You do realise you are giving me an arm wank?

by jzachary October 18, 2010

Anger wanking

The act of leaving an argument to go and vent anger through wanking

Guy 1: Where's Dan disappeared to?

Guy 2: We told him he's gay.

Guy 3: So he ran off to go and have an anger wank.

Guy 1: Ah man he's always anger wanking.

by THEHOUGHSTERs April 23, 2011

Wanking in the Bank

the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.

In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.

by Andythesloth April 21, 2010

Mouth wank

Mouth wank, when put your penis in a barely conscious woman's mouth and slop it about in a wanking action using no hands and no help from the lady in question until the point of ejaculation after which point the cock is wiped clean in her hair.

I got a great mouth wank off your mom last night Nigel.
Sloppy, mouth wank, cock, frosty jacks, blow job

by Frosty jacks sloppy mouth May 16, 2016