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Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
Lets van note in that truck bed
by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014
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Van Nguyen

This is the name of a beautiful girl from Vietnam. She loves to dance and will annoy you to death with her killer moves. Aside from being drop dead gorgeous and artistically gifted, she is also an intelligent being. If you meet someone like her, hold unto them for as long as you can and treat them right.
Did you see Van Nguyen? she is so pretty!!!
by stewbananananaannanaaaaaa November 24, 2021
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Van

He is a reasonable person, trust worthy guy like to communicate with people around him but doesn't likes to get annoyed. Also known as athlete, charming, respectful person you will ever met with his loverable face and every where he goes they known him as a man
by CBK27 September 29, 2020
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champion van

Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.
Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"

Teacher: "What?"

Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
by Definition Sensei October 13, 2016
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jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls
I wish I was Jonas van Oppen
by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016
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Do Van Tuan Tu

a common name in Vietnam, used to describe a weirdo
Hey! Do you know that guy over there. He's Do Van Tuan Tu Oh My God
by Shin Suketa December 29, 2022
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van

an annoying fucking person that annoys people and shit.
Stop with all of this Dilly-Dallying, van! It is putting my mind in a land which is in fact the opposite of pacification!
by hotdaddy69fuckme September 7, 2021
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