lol, not exactly

in a question-answer conversation or argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.

boy a) so you a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?

by Sexydimma December 19, 2012

LOL?

created by ex and gus, it usually represents a sign of *ego* to ur opponent. w press.

LOL?

by HELLCATDRIVER February 24, 2023

Lol

Laugh-out-Loud

lol

by F-O-O-D spells ... February 27, 2018

lol sry CERN

To accidentally steal equippment from CERN; To steal LHC, LHCb, ALICE, ATLAS, CMS, SPS or any compartment of CERN or the Large Hadron Collider

"lol sry cern i stole LHCb again"

by sd-n February 16, 2025

LOL

Laugh Out Loud

Used by people in the end of a sentence so as to not be very mean

Person: you have a crush on me

Person 2: UM no have I told you myself? Lol

by BItChLasAganA-_- December 14, 2019

lol

When you laugh

Lol And Johnny most likely got his good looks from some other relative, lol. But it stopped 2 seconds later so its all good lol I walked in the hotel expecting a mob scene as per usual. Every bit of information released keeps me in anticipation for a beta in the really near future.

by sadasdasdsad April 11, 2022

LOL diffusion

When "LOL" is used as qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and uses "LOL" as a sheild to prevent any anger or offense from being reflected back toward them.

After posting a particularly passive aggressive Facebook post, user them comments on own post:

"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"

Reader then takes offense.....

User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"

by gijomama November 20, 2013