Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 04, 2011

Johnny Treeboy

The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition

Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy

by shady guy meth January 26, 2022

Jake and Johnnie

the best duo thats hilarious asf and dumb

Person 1: Who are the people that are hilarious and dumb?
Person 2: Jake and Johnnie

by jackii13 June 20, 2024

Johnny Fire

Slang for chlamydia

Jeez my Johnny fire bad, it hurts when I pee.
I gave that girl a taste of Johnny fire.

by Bigpaco15 April 01, 2022

Johnny Applegenes

Is one who spreads his genes througout his path with an orgasmic arm thrust and sow it grows. (E.G. Kobe Bryant, Adrian Peterson, maybe Bill Cosby)

Dude, you've got kids all over the place like Johnny Applegenes.

by B.dawg December 16, 2014

Taco Johnny

When you split a six pack and a pound with your girl and then she gives you road head while you're still eating your tacos from Taco John's. While you're polishing off your potato olés and she's polishing off your knob.

Yo, I was hungry and horny so my girl gave me a Taco Johnny.

Have you ever given a Taco Johnny?

by Sugar Nipps July 02, 2019

Oh jeez oh johnny!

Oh jeez oh johnny is said when your in a bad situation (being chased or getting shot at. ex).

Best way of saying it: H JEEEEEEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNNY OH JEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm being chased! Oh jeez oh johnny!

by Lt Ender June 23, 2017