Breakfast Soup

When you put way too much hot water in your oatmeal

Damn I put way too much water in this oatmeal now it’s just breakfast soup!

by Smartalecbaldwin February 7, 2020

friday breakfast

A self employed tradesman who goes to a job and pretends he's done a mornings work.

See you tomorrow bob. Need to go to work for Friday breakfast. Boozer opens at 12.00!

by Joinerlee May 10, 2018

Breakfast Clubbed

When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club

I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.

I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.

by Bossgay March 18, 2016

Cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a woman’s asshole, then letting her push out the contents into a breakfast bowl.

I made my girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. That shit was fire!

by arylius November 29, 2020

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

breakfast emergency

In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.

"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!

"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."

"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes

"No, I'm sure."

"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!

"Okay"

"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!

by Roland1999 March 14, 2011

Ibor City Breakfast

After picking up an Ibor City Stripper, or similar whore, return to her gross apartment and engage in anal sex. As you are about to orgasm, withdraw and place the first spurt into her face, uninvited. Jam the pulsing dick into her vagina, then anus. Sometimes referred to the Danny D , but with a variation. You have become a legend if you can complete the Ibor City Breakfast.

Check it out, after you guys left Mercedes and I went to her place. We hooked up and, I was in her butt about to go, and I completed an Ibor City Breakfast!

by Cuss Longshot June 19, 2019