Perfect Shit

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.

Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!

by David August 8, 2006

chicken shit

Coward... Cowardly... Wimp... Wimpy

That punk won't fight because he's a little chicken shit

by Tino September 1, 2003

shit happens

used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration

Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!

by paul egan November 10, 2003

shit stains

When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains.

Ah! I found shit stains in alyssa's pantie drawer!

by Shaniqua Bobiqua May 26, 2006

ghost shit

Stool or dump of which there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it.

by r. mellie September 22, 2003

oh shit

Famous last words.

Ooh shit... *dead*

by RadicalHabit October 9, 2008

shit and hit

to simultaneousnessly smoke weed and take a shit. used amongst teenage pot heads who cannot do it anywhere else.

Raul: Yo man, what did you end up doing last night?
Paco: Dawg, i had to shit and hit cause my mom was home. Ended up watching the whole star wars trilogy and munching a weeks supply of groceries, i was faded.
Raul: Word

by cakeslop93 July 10, 2010