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I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024
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Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014
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Muggle Sick

When a chronically ill or disabled person falls sick with some sort of cold, flu, or virus that is not associated with their pre-existing condition/disability.
Mary isn’t coming today because she is muggle sick.
by DefiningDisability March 20, 2025
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Drone Sickness

As in, "suffers from"
A condition that affects conspiracy theorists. A tendency to feel sick or affected after even reading about someting conspiracy related. A product of a conspiratorial imagination.
Oh, yea, my uncle and aunt suffer from Drone Sickness. They read about those drone sightings and said they felt sick.
by Crowfriend December 19, 2024
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sick-fever

Sick-Fever is when you have a bangin' hangover which is caused by substances other than alcohol. Typically the effects of sick-fever last many days and will mean you need to pull a coupla sickies at work and do some yoga to work out whats what.

Hitting up the local coffee shop for a some hotties is a typical cure for sick-fever, or an extended break to byron, Australia to do some moon staring has also been known to work in certain cases.
Blimey, Jaime's had sick-fever all week! must have been been from that loose festival over the weekend.

Bro, i have fully got sick-fever, i wore contacts on my eye balls for 4 days straight due to how loose i got.
by Sammikjnr December 6, 2017
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sick tick

The duration of an illness.
I'm waiting for this sick tick to end.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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I’m sick

i’m sick” refers to being pissed off or annoyed
bro I’m sick I left my keys inside my car and now i’m locked out
by fohunnabangbang September 10, 2020
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