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The "perfect" suicide

the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.
I'm gonna have fun with The "perfect" suicide
by Derpy_berger July 21, 2022
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Suicide

A casualty that happens more often than many of us want to admit, yet it can be prevented so easily. And yet we let society encourage it.
"My friend died from suicide, i'm sorry i didn't help them."

"Suicide happens a lot."
by Exar_ July 25, 2022
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Solar Suicide

The act of a white skinned redhead sitting in the sun on a hot day.
Jerry is committing solar suicide sitting in the sun like that with his red hair and pasty white complexion.
by Snow Biscuit July 31, 2022
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Suicided

Gary Webb got suicided
by xjsvg August 2, 2022
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Ideological suicide

When a person believes in and supports a political movement which directly and explicitly advocates for their own death.
Holy shit a Nazi Furry? Ideological suicide right here.
by DaJiff June 15, 2022
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Evil suicide

This is when a evil person commits suicide because he or she did so many horrible heinous even rape crimes to babies non stop and they don’t want everything they did to people happen to them in prison. And can’t take what they dish out all their life. So they commit suicide before they get arrested and they will keep doing this evil shit thinking they won’t ever get arrested thinking they got everything covered bribes and blackmail etc. but occasionally a true hero arises to take them out. And this what happens when they realize they about to go to prison forever for their crimes.
Evil suicide is a must for them. I can always tell they about to do it. Scared of death of how they hurt people brutally and got off on it and scared to death of it happening to them non stop. To them it’s one person. But they did it too millions. And killed them to cover it up.
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Suicide

Suicide is a real thing. If you joke about it what is wrong with you? Suicide is when people unalive (Kill) themself if for some reason you didn't know that. Most people who commit Suicide are people who are bullied. Bullying is also not ok. If you have Suicide thoughts talk with someone you trust. They might help you but if they don't really help, call 1-800-273-8255.
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A girl who likes MLB: I like Lila
Most of the MLB fans: Lila is bad go kill yourself
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you? Tell me what's wrong with Lila. You just made her commit Suicide
by somepersonwholikescheese June 24, 2022
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