Sad Pinetree

When a pinetree (derived from the word pine and tree) is exceedingly sad and therefore dying (not to be confused with wilting and death)

Oh no! You look like a Sad Pinetree! What’s wrong, don’t die!!!

by Aaagghhhg October 23, 2018

Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.

I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.

by Fakakda November 1, 2018

Sad

1. Realistic sadness is caused by a removal of pleasure.
2. Fictional sadness is caused by expressing that two similar pleasurable perceptions are alike.

1. I'm sad it hurts so much.
2. That movie was kinda sad but beautiful.

by MatthewMichael November 2, 2018

SAD

Standard American Diet

The SAD is an unhealthy and weight-gaining diet.

by lh0216 November 6, 2018

sad bitch syndrome

when a bish always feelin bad about herself

at least i wasn’t born with sad bitch syndrome

by Dirty Dan134 November 11, 2018

Sad Jamming

You're feeling sad and the homies just don't get it... You wanna convey your emotions but that's just too mainstream... Instead you listen to jams that leave you with a feeling of nostalgia reminding you of solid times.

"Yeah, last night was lame. I ended up sad jamming to that one Third Eye Blind album that came out in High School"

"Where's Alex?"
"She's not coming out tonight, she's sad jamming at home right now"

In a group...
"What do you guys wanna do?"
"Let's go listen to Marcy Playground at my parents house. I haven't sad jammed to their self-titled album in a while"

by mndgmes August 9, 2017

Sad cheeto

That one suspiciously large kid in your class that wears the same black sweater to school every day covered in cheeto dust and their hands are extremely crusty.

Oh Jerry, that sad cheeto! Always sticking his finger crust up his nose.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019