Raging Heterosexual, n. (technically a Tatpurusa compund)-Someone whose heterosexuality so deeply transcends the typical thoughts and behaviors of his or her peers that this person feels no need to mimic the traditional patterns of heterosexuality as defined in society; such patterns include making out, hitting on, or grinding with one or member of the opposite sex. Normally this person's raging heterosexuality is a problem for every member of the opposite sex nearby since these members can feel the profoundest of Bacchanal desire for this person. Were it not for the immense concentration of the raging heterosexual to control this power, all of these members would begin to perform the absurdest of acts, the least of which have included doing cartwheels in waltz time in front of fraternity houses, or devouring hundreds of bananas over the course of four hours while wearing a Dracula costume. Thankfully, the number of raging heterosexuals in the world appears to be few, although, as of September 9th, 2011, at least one raging heterosexual has identified himself in the greater Boston area.
Jan: Hey Jack, is there a reason you won't dance or make out with any of the 10+ girls who are fawning over your every movement?
Jack: It's probably because I'm a raging heterosexual and I don't feel like dancing with any girls. Plus I'm in a bromance with Jon, Graham, and Carlato, and I would rather grind on one or more of them right now.
Jack: It's probably because I'm a raging heterosexual and I don't feel like dancing with any girls. Plus I'm in a bromance with Jon, Graham, and Carlato, and I would rather grind on one or more of them right now.
by KingFunk'sFriend in liuwetrust September 9, 2011
Get the Raging Heterosexualmug. Having sex with a girl like normal then when you wake up in the morning... light her ass on fire and watch her burn!!!
by Jesse James Beotch December 20, 2008
Get the Raging phoenixmug. by ali u fat rhino March 9, 2003
Get the RAGING RHINOmug. by Scarlet_Does_Words August 6, 2018
Get the Quiet ragemug. 1. The state of being upset by or angry at a woven floor covering. 2. An act of semi violent & frustrated masterbaition that can only be practiced by female have humans.
I'm so angry with my recent rug purchase that I'm suffering a severe case of rug rage. It's been so long between sexual partners that i think I might just go home and rug rage.
by RugRager March 14, 2015
Get the rug ragemug. n. when one continues to rage ('party') in spite of a hang-over after a night of rage. It is a sign of a true rager, or alcoholic; depending on age.
"We had a rage-over that continued from yesterday evening." "Man, I know we raged too hard last night but happy hours is in an hour, let rage-over begin!"
by avant-guardian November 30, 2011
Get the Rage-overmug. On the phone --- when someone EXPLODES in rage and rants.... over talking you and maybe hanging up wanting no feedback or discussion from you.
Phone Rage: "How dare you speak to me that way....HOW DARE YOU.....this conversation is over - good bye" - (they hang up.) The language may be far worse but you get the idea. Later they may try to contact via phone - text- email - to blame and fault you in more rage and rant. {rageaholic}
by Stress Free July 12, 2019
Get the Phone ragemug.