Raging Heterosexual

Raging Heterosexual, n. (technically a Tatpurusa compund)-Someone whose heterosexuality so deeply transcends the typical thoughts and behaviors of his or her peers that this person feels no need to mimic the traditional patterns of heterosexuality as defined in society; such patterns include making out, hitting on, or grinding with one or member of the opposite sex. Normally this person's raging heterosexuality is a problem for every member of the opposite sex nearby since these members can feel the profoundest of Bacchanal desire for this person. Were it not for the immense concentration of the raging heterosexual to control this power, all of these members would begin to perform the absurdest of acts, the least of which have included doing cartwheels in waltz time in front of fraternity houses, or devouring hundreds of bananas over the course of four hours while wearing a Dracula costume. Thankfully, the number of raging heterosexuals in the world appears to be few, although, as of September 9th, 2011, at least one raging heterosexual has identified himself in the greater Boston area.

Jan: Hey Jack, is there a reason you won't dance or make out with any of the 10+ girls who are fawning over your every movement?
Jack: It's probably because I'm a raging heterosexual and I don't feel like dancing with any girls. Plus I'm in a bromance with Jon, Graham, and Carlato, and I would rather grind on one or more of them right now.

by KingFunk'sFriend in liuwetrust September 9, 2011

Raging phoenix

Having sex with a girl like normal then when you wake up in the morning... light her ass on fire and watch her burn!!!

I totally got off after performing a raging phoenix

by Jesse James Beotch December 20, 2008

RAGING RHINO

fat bitched named ali that came from africa

"OH SHIT! run for the hills!! its the raging rhino!!!!"

by ali u fat rhino March 9, 2003

Quiet rage

A person who is shy and hard to piss off but when you do they RAGE a lot.

That person is a quiet rage person!

by Scarlet_Does_Words August 6, 2018

African Rage

This is when any self respecting African goes against everything he know in order to protect the people that he cares about such as friends, family, and mostly loved ones. Only happens when African becomes extremely provoked.

" Jesus Christ, we shouldn't have punch his sister because Tsubaske is going on an African Rage"

by youknowwhoiamnigga January 8, 2012

rage muffin

a pet name for someone who rages often

how's my rage muffin doing this morning?

by stacylaceyjohnson October 15, 2017

Rage Basting

Much like turkey basting. Allowing someone you hate to continue on a diatribe, through provocation, so that you can insult them with more fury.

Idiot: (Race of people) suck.
You: Please continue, I am interested.
Idiot: Well, (Race of people) are so ignorant and stupid.
You: That is very insightful, please tell me more.
Idiot: I just can't stand (Race of people), they hold me back in my personal endeavors because (Reasons).

You: Verbal Annihilation=(Rage)x(Number of responses)

The more rage basting = More rage.

by Double God August 11, 2010