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Queef

A: eww did someone queef
B: maybe or maybe I farted
by Lolzorthedino August 21, 2015
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Whipped queef

Projectile queefing, aerosol whipped topping into your partners face.
Then I whipped queefed all over his face.
by Wooly1818 February 20, 2017
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Queef

The body’s dump valve (bov) where excess compressed air is released after turbo charged sex. It makes a sound that makes passers by roll their eyes.
Him: Did you just queef?

Her: um, I’d prefer you refer to it as my dump valve thanks!
by MissyMcD July 12, 2020
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Queef Nectar

The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
by Keeno69 January 12, 2022
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Queef

A trash Player Or “bot
by SUPERJIZZBAKA May 30, 2021
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Communist Queef

A queef while a girl is on her period.
« She did a fat communist queef »
by KnightPug July 17, 2019
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Hot queef

When a flatulent bubble makes the transfer from anus to vulva then has to be forced back out of the secondary or face.
Oh no watch your eyebrows pappy this one's a hot queef breaking britches.
by Chinas flowers September 13, 2025
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