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tomato queef

When u queef during your period and blood comes out.
It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.
by Lightning mcqueef March 20, 2017
mugGet the tomato queefmug.

crease queef

Noun. A noisy release of non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds

Verb. the act of releasing a noisy, non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds
Noun
I hope the people interviewing me for the job knew it was a crease queef, not a fart.

Verb
I crease queefed when I knelt down to tie my shoe.
by AmishWebster March 17, 2021
mugGet the crease queefmug.

queef Dutch oven

When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!
by QueefQueen666 August 29, 2023
mugGet the queef Dutch ovenmug.

pre-queef

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.

On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef
by timetrain December 7, 2015
mugGet the pre-queefmug.

queef

vagina fart after or during a sneaky link
bout to queef
by ur mum;) March 12, 2022
mugGet the queefmug.

Queefing Merkin

Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them
There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s
by Streetrossi January 17, 2023
mugGet the Queefing Merkinmug.

Coral Queef

A group of females huddled together in a swimming pool or other body of water, and multiple members of the group simultaneously release air from their vaginal canals, causing a slight current in the water as the air bubbles travel up to the surface.
"Dude, check out those hot babes over there in the pool. Let's invite them to come get drunk and we'll go skinnydipping."
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper September 28, 2024
mugGet the Coral Queefmug.

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