Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006

Double pump

When you and a friend take with you one girl each home and have sex on different roms

Do you join a double pump?
«Yea sure, i’ll bring my friend»

by Tøffelo September 25, 2018

Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021

Lil Pump

A serious GOAT that says ESKEETIT a lot and rejects Harvard for his talent. Has some white trash dreads, but he can really look good no matter what. Honestly don't care wat people think and flaunts his money like it goin outta style.

"Yo, ese, you heard of that nigga Lil Pump?"

"No man, I haven't."

"Oh dude you should. He's the GOAT."

by Citru$ April 20, 2018

cavitate the pump

The act of blowing air into her asshole while eating ass and watching her butthole fart( cavitation).

Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy. How was the date last night?
Buddy 2:Well Buddy, it was great. She let me cavitate the pump ; ).

by Berrymacoxknr March 1, 2025

Pumping Slop

A thing you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend.

Mike: So, what did you guys do over the weekend?
Steve: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was Pumping Slop all weekend!

by Kyuubinoneko October 14, 2019

pumping wood

Tom Kuhn, maker of the famous wooden "No Jive" yo-yo, gave the nickname "pumping wood" in reference to playing with a yo yo.

Man, I was all by myself yesterday, so I was pumping wood to pass the time.

by PGZ May 13, 2005