When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.
Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!
by Дecca December 31, 2020
Get the Invisible piss mug.When you get up in the middle of the night to go to bathroom, you urinate on the porcelain inside the toilet, instead of directly on the water to avoid making that 'sploshing sound.' This is done to avoid waking up your spouse or a roommate.
"I heard you get up last night and go to the bathroom"
"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."
"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."
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Get the Piss Baby mug.A metal toilet such as that found in outhouses and other locations devoid of indoor plumbing. Often sprayed with shit.
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Get the piss tin mug.The church in which those who sit around it are mesmerized and are turned in to a transcended form. It is stated that those who come to the church every Tuesday instead of eating tacos are rewarded with a cup of piss in there hand within a chalice. Those who receive it may drink from the chalice and they may see a blessed video of the legend himself known as sodahead 13.
"What are you doing today?"
"I'm going to the church and try and get some piss."
"Oh, the Church of Piss!"
"I'm going to the church and try and get some piss."
"Oh, the Church of Piss!"
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