Push Water

To cry.

Girl, your words almost made me push water.

by Brainteaser November 06, 2017

pushing me

tailgater hoping you'll either speed up, or get out of the way
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)

this ass-sucker is pushing me...i'm going to have to lose his stupid ass!
this asshole is fucking pushing me

by michael foolsley December 17, 2009

Butter push-pop

The act of lubricating a butthole (using butter or another oil) and sticking a finger in to achieve a boner ("the push-pop").

Matthias was in the mood for a snack so he grabbed the stick of butter out of the fridge and made a butter push-pop with Samantha.

by Dirty Cary July 26, 2021

Post-Pipe Push

The poop you take right after laying some pipe on a girl.

Did you see GoT? That dude shot his dad while he was taking his Post-Pipe Push!

by sullyvan September 29, 2017

Push Noodle

Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.

" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?

by Wood drip August 21, 2023

Push Pencil

Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.

Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.

“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”

“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”

by Jeremayne October 03, 2023

It Was Pushing

IWG refers to the interesting phenomenon of pushing yourself in a race and adapting. Or ##################.

I experienced It Was Pushing during the race.

by Spumper bumper September 19, 2022