by Goldos February 22, 2008
The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.
Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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by The Goose named Colgate February 01, 2011
Verb; One man reach around masturbation technique usually performed in a BMW or other foreign vehicle
by Hotdograndy October 28, 2021
Jim Jam James is a great friend. He isn't the right guy to talk about feelings. He is the kind of person to just have fun with and laugh with. Jim Jam Jameses can be sensitive so watch what you say to them. They have dark hair and eyes and they are smart and athletic. Jim Jam Jameses enjoy playing video games, sports, and watching movies. They usually make lots of friends, but have only one best-best friend. They are great to laugh with and just talk to. They love to share their smarts with EVERYONE and their activities.
by helpful person alpal May 15, 2022
"Aaahhhh SHIT, that's my peanutbutter and jam.
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