Army pants

My good old pal's definition of camoflauge.

"hey, we should all wear army pants and flip flops tomorrow"

"I don't have army pants"

"I know, me neither, but it's fun to joke about"

by T-T-T-Tia June 13, 2007

messy pants

The pair of underwear worn playing a sport, often containing skid marks of shit, sweat, and possibly urine.

Dude, get your messy pants out of my face

by Fistfullofchiken April 5, 2011

katrina pants

high waters, jeans or pants that ride up, come above the ankles or are too small, steve erkle pants.

After seeing a geek with high waters:

Guy1: Yo, is the flood comin?
Guy2: Na, that's his Katrina Pants, what a loser!

by jstrick May 15, 2008

pant cream

the film that accumulates on your jeans/pants when you wear them too many times between washings

I have to do some laundry, my jeans are covered in pant cream.

I can't wear these tonight, feel the pant cream.

Alt: These are feeling pretty panty, I better wash them tomorrow.

by solesista February 5, 2010

Stupid Pants

a word for lack of a better insult

You... you Stupid Pants!

by lalapalooza7 October 25, 2010

Mom-panting

The act of telling a friend they are unknowingly embarrassing themselves.

Caitlin, you wear the same kind of pants as your Mother.

by Boss Hog June 30, 2004

Love-pants

Pant's (such as trousers, jeans, even shorts) that due to multiple erections create a hole in the groin region

Matt got so excited when he saw me, he got a pair of love-pants

by lalaringo April 9, 2011