Ninja Jump

Whilst you're in a deep sleep/sub concious state, its as if a ninja has sneaked up on you, shoved you and vanished into thin air causing your arms and/or legs to spasm and jump randomly - sometimes so violent that it causes you to wake up.

Just got back from my night-shift at work, got into bed where my girlfriend was sound asleep, she ninja jumped and kicked me in the fucking gooch!

by hardwarexpert July 28, 2011

Ass Ninjas

An elite group of ninjas that discretely enters homes and rapes the shit out of whatever is living in them.

Also, Ass Ninjas are a threat used by parents, telling their children that if they don't go to sleep Ass Ninjas will get them.

Last night Ass Ninjas broke into my house and raped me!
Go to bed now or the Ass Ninjas will get you!

by TeddiGramz December 28, 2009

Ninja Clan

Slang for large group of muslim girls wearing the hijab.

Guy 1: Yo man, check out the size of that ninja clan!
Guy 2: True.

by candledick October 14, 2009

ninja goat

A fabled creature of untold ruthlessness, known only to the equally ruthless people of BeachUth

BeachUth was gonna get a ninja goat, but not...

by Ninja Goat May 6, 2008

NoCo Ninja

Someone living in the area of North County specifically the Florissant through Jennings area. To be considered a NoCo Ninja you must have pride for your town, won at least one fight, and been jumped.

Dude you live in North County? And didn't you just get jumped? You're such a NoCo Ninja.

by Billy NoCo January 18, 2009

ninja rat

is someone' s girlfriend has got a fat hairy pussy

dave say's to sarah girl u got a ninja rat (a fat hairy pussy)

by simon bentley August 29, 2009

twat ninja

A ninja like person who likes giving it or taking it in the vag. A butt pirates sworn enemy. A word made up so it would make the dispute between pirates and ninjas even more complicated.

person 1:wtf? twat ninja?
person 2:yeah, you know, opposite of butt pirate?
person 1:ohh, soo... im a twat ninja?

by yourmom6t9s June 2, 2009