Nerd Duel

A common way of settling disputes (usually over obscure and trivial facts) between nerds. Each nerd is entitled to a Second, who will watch the battle with a phone at the ready. The two nerds will argue their points using their expansive knowledge of random facts, and the best nerd will win. If they come to a standstill, the Seconds will fact-check/research using their phones and assist their partners.

A: Star Trek is clearly superior to Star Wars.
B: No way! Star Wars is without a doubt better.
A: Is that so? Nerd duel!!

by SchoonerLooner July 10, 2016

Nerd Herd

A group of people that are exceedingly smarter than others and is always picked on, especially in high school

Martin: Hey lookie here the Nerd Herd

Nerd Herd: Please don't do anything to us because scientifically...
Martin: Don't give me that jizz

Martin: And shut up!!!

by damnnose July 1, 2018

Nerd Whore

1.Someone who is a whore exclusively to nerds(geeks don't count)

2.Someone who tries to keep all of the nerds to themselves to gain excessive amounts of knowledge

3.Simply a nerd that is a whore

Do I even need to give examples? Nerd Whore is used just like regular whore.

by marimisskikuchi October 2, 2013

nerd gland

The gland of a human that stores all information that is considered nerdy.

"The great Cataclysm may be at an end, but the power of the dragon aspects will always live with you here *points towards the nerd gland*"

by looktokid November 6, 2012

Nerd Tits

Tits that resemble a fat 12 year old boy who play to many video games and eats to many chips.

Jess has nerd tits

by Nerd Tits May 7, 2022

thotistical nerd

to think walk sleep act and speak like a thot but look like a nerd

"That bitch got all A's... but she always got her buttons opened so her breasts show... what a thotistical nerd"

by h8tersk8ter67 May 8, 2015

Nerd finger

Ones finger who games alot, may be inflamed, and or sore. Commonly covered in Orange powdery substance.

That guy has a serious case of nerd finger.

by Nerdfinger October 15, 2018