On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

Boston Left

A driving technique for turning left onto a busy road with no stoplight. You use the middle left-turn lane (also known as the suicide lane) as a buffer before merging into the lane you're actually supposed to drive in.

Friend: How are we supposed to turn onto this road? There's always a car in each lane.
You: Guess we have to make a Boston Left.

by deutschshep January 28, 2022

Left Sock

Code word for a Cum Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.

by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 9, 2022

I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022

Trailer Left Door

If a rv has a door on the left side of it, itnis a symbol to the others in the campground your lbtq+ friendly and open for "meeting up". Similar to a pineapple on the door of a home of swingers.

You see that tranny walking across the campground last night? Popped right into that left door over there since a Trailer Left Door is the universal symbol for that stuff.

by Cropscouter September 9, 2021

Trailer Left Door

If a rv has a door on the left side of it, itnis a symbol to the others in the campground your lbtq+ friendly and open for "meeting up". Similar to a pineapple on the door of a home of swingers.

You see that tranny walking across the campground last night? Popped right into that left door over there since a Trailer Left Door is the universal symbol for that stuff.

by Cropscouter September 9, 2021

LEFT CRANIUM RIGHT

A n ADULT CARD GAME that yielded prior definitions without planning.

I randomly chose these cards from 400 cards in LEFT CRANIUM RIGHT last night at 9:00 pm SEPTEMBER 12, 2021 just need is turning them over yielded .DANGER ZONE and PEOPLE WATCHING as isn't that incredible!!!

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021