kevin mcfall

The biggest sult on the face of the earth. Remember to wipe your ass better, because i have herd that u find dingle berrys swinging around like Tarzan on a vine. I saw you bath water after u cleaned yourself and there was a dingle floating around in your bath water.... Please stop giving Griff those purpler nurpplers.... By the way you fat!

Griff: would you like ketchup with that master?
kevin: NOOOOOOO!
Griff: please don't make me eat anymore of those balls u call dingles, they don't really tast like berrys, I know u tried to tell me that dripping red stuff is cherry flavord but it really tasts like a mans blood...
kevin:No Nigga im a gunna force feed u dat healthy shiot....

by rodney March 12, 2005

Kevin Bacon

An unpopular side to most breakfasts.

Ariel: "I'm ordering eggs."
Courtney: Do you think Kevin Bacon will go with my breakfast?"
Ariel: I don't think Kevin Bacon goes with anything, does it?
Courtney: Yeah. It totally goes with heaps of stuff."
Ariel: Like what?"
Courtney: "A REALLY BAD STORY LINE. SNAP!"

by Douchebag Foetusface February 29, 2008

Dirty Kevin

Where you are eating and/or fucking pussy and ass at the same time.

You like it when I give you the Dirty Kevin. Cuz you cream and squirt at the same time.

by Scooby Doo 1977 October 6, 2021

Kevin Chen

A real broski, gangsta, and can get any hoe. The name is given to the Chinese boys with extremely long dicks as a infant, and suck their mothers tits till their 8.

"Oh my gosh, he is way to old to be breastfed"
"Chill, hes a Kevin Chen, he can do what he likes."

by #thathandleisalreadyinuse April 22, 2019

kevin cissy

A man pretending to be manly, but when it comes down to it, he's sissy filth. He will do anything for exposure, including eating shit online. The most pathetic type of man alive, an embarassment to mankind.

That guy in Louisville, KY was a real Kevin cissy.

by G0dd355K January 7, 2018

Kevin sucks

People named Kevin sucks in general, they also fancy dicks in all shapes and sizes

My homie Kevin sucks so bad

by MrGigz February 4, 2022

Toast Kevin

a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.

me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."

by toast Kevin April 19, 2021