Pullin a Johnson

Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in

You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!

by Funny-Face November 25, 2023

Phoenix Johnson

Phoenix Johnson is a one in only girl that loves the outdoors and is probably a pot head

Josh: hey I'm going to smoke with Phoenix Johnson, you coming?

by Thatoneguy00000000 November 26, 2023

Release Smee Johnson

A word for every use. Noun, adjective, verb. Anything you could ever think of. Cat got your tongue? Just release smee Johnson!

It’s been years since I’ve seen you release smee Johnson!!
Man it’s been a while since I’ve release me Johnson

by Releassmeejohnson December 1, 2023

Jacob Johnson

A man who is very sexy and cute Adjective

You look like such a jacob johnson right now.

by Dave29382 December 18, 2023

curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

The Johnson

A sex position where the female is put in the walls of jericho and brutally pounded

“bro did you hear? he put her in The Johnson last night”

by caleb hodge December 21, 2022

Johnson Robinson

A man from Alabama who’s tryna marry his step sister but he’s not really a man he’s a girl pretending to be a man since the Alabamians won’t allow gay marriage 😔

“That guy over there is such a Johnson Robinson”

by Johnson Robinson January 3, 2023