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Johnny-Cum-Lately

A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.

Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025
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Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1

“Where do I hang my towel”

Person #2
“Just Johnnie it into the washing basket
by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025
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Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1

Where do you want me to hang my towel

Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.

We don’t re-use towels here.
by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025
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Pulled a Johnny

When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.
Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!
by Mmxu November 24, 2021
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johnny

wow you’re dating johnny? you’re so lucky
by ra1gen November 24, 2021
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johnny kaydee

Johnny Kaydee is the best DJ in the world. He’s handsome, smart, and of course charming. If he’s not DJing, you could probably catch him …. Fucking your bitch
Oh look there’s Johnny Kaydee , the greatest DJ in the world
by JKDPLUG November 23, 2021
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Johnny

Johnny is a very amazing guy with amazing personality. If you have a Johnny in your life you're very very lucky. He is very kind and helpful. When your sad he will be there for you always. If you're a girl dating Johnny you're very lucky. He would give you chocolates when you're in the mood for them! I'm very grateful to have a Johnny in my life as well.
Johnny: You want some chocolates?!
Girl/Boy: YES YES!
by 69$$$$$$$mon3y November 23, 2021
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