Jerk Monkey

Someone who is being an asshole and acts immature.

That Jerk Monkey stole my cupcake and slapped me in the face!

by Iceman Cometh March 10, 2009

Pig Headed Jerk

Abuse Used To Describe A Best Mate.

Brett Is A 'Pig Headed Jerk'

by Pig Faced Jerk December 8, 2005

Panda jerk

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.

Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*

by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 5, 2009

jerkbitch

a female companion that bullies you verbally and sucks the soul out of your life away.

Christy Han is such a jerkbitch. I had to starve during lunch because she wanted all my money to buy bean and cheese burritos from the snack bar.

by Tony Beautiful April 17, 2007

jerk-hot

Adjective used to describe men who have an arrogant or otherwise asshole-type nature which should exempt them from being found attractive... yet are found attractive nonetheless.

"I know I shouldn't be into Dane Cook, but I can't help it... he's jerk-hot."

See also: Jeremy Piven

by Heidi Vega March 28, 2008

Jerkagelic

Jerkagelic- Angelic sexy

Jerk- a- gel -ic

That girl is Jerkagelic - she is sexy, but at the same time like an angel

by Ladaluv January 25, 2011

Jerk-a-thon

When one Masterbates for hours until Hands, Dick/Pussy are sore. Prefribly done while watching porn.

Guy 1: Dude what happend to your hand?
Guy 2: I had this crazy jerk-a-thon in front of the tv this weekend, My dick is still sore.

by Fuckface unstoppable March 11, 2014