camel toe jam

the sticky old bits and pieces at the end of a womens period and stinks like an old rusty coin.

oh dear i've got camel toe jam again...

by Goldos February 23, 2008

Pre - Slam Jam

The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.

Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)

Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!

Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!

Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!

by Rockefellar Skank December 10, 2010

jam your hype

to tell someone to calm down / shut up.

someone chatting for ages...
"jam your hype, man! "

by baaaaaaaaaaaaaby January 9, 2009

african traffic jam

When a lion tries to eat two dic dics and chokes.

I was traveling through the African bush and I saw a deadly African traffic jam

by Lucelliot prydoff January 8, 2018

my peanutbutter and jam

Whenever you hear a song that you crave it's your peanutbutter and jam.

"Aaahhhh SHIT, that's my peanutbutter and jam.

by CRAZYLARRYQUOTES May 1, 2020

slam your jam

When someone knowingly interferes with someone else's flow, especially when they're in the zone, in order to accomplish another task.

Nate asked Josh "Is it okay if I slam your jam by diving into the database you're currently working on?"

by yertis January 22, 2018

Just Jam-It In January

Where your fucking your girl and suddenly decide to just stick it in her ass.

Must at least accomplish this once in the month of January, to achieve Just Jam-It In Januaray.

RICK: She never let's me play with her ass.

John: Don't worry dude, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.

Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?

John: Just Jam-It In January!

by KRAVINIMAMAZING November 12, 2018