by Goldos February 22, 2008
The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.
Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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by The Goose named Colgate February 01, 2011
1. a play on the phrase "your jelly" by saying jam
2. jam also meaning music
3. a popular saying in eastern states
2. jam also meaning music
3. a popular saying in eastern states
by Jammmmmmmm January 03, 2014
When 2 or more drivers from India drive right next to each other preventing faster traffic from passing, causing a traffic jam because of their inconsiderateness.
"I would have gotten there on time because there wasn't much traffic, but I got caught in an Indian traffic jam!
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