pussy ain't got no face

A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.
Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."
by Nick D August 18, 2004
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I Got that shit on clipse

adj- to get something for cheap or way under price named for the Clipse mixtape series I Got It For Cheap!
DudeA: Damn them Dub zeros is cruical who much were they, $140?
DudeB: Naw man I got that shit on clipse! My friend mike boosted a bunch of them from Champs an they only $65 from him.
DudeA:$65 What that dude's number!!
DudeB:Can't tell you man.
DudeA:Thats find im With the BBB Better Buisness Burea and your ass is grass.
by Kristopher Washington March 25, 2007
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you got me hooked

defenition:
"You got me hooked" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is marriage material.

Synonym: im all yours, i want your dick, im in love, be with me forever.
Omg netflix and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick... you got me hooked
by King-Dingaling317 December 30, 2015
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Girl ain't got no dick

describes a girl who is really hyper uptight and/or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long while.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"That girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a big nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
by flame sans e May 12, 2008
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OMG he gots a knife

What a half retarded redneck from texas will say right before he gets stabbed with a pencil.
I said OMG he gots a knife... i looked left, i looked to the right and wham! it felt like a needle going in.
by OptionVBC July 04, 2009
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the hoods got my back

Just a corny thing to say if your wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and the hood is down; normally meant to say your friends and/or neighborhood is protecting you.
"Hey guys, the hoods got my back."
by Chris Vee June 13, 2006
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From Bob's Burgers: an unusual special burger on a croissant
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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