pocket fighting

Pocket Fighting is also a popular activity in the homosexual community. It involves putting your hand into another gentleman’s pocket in crowded public transport (e.g. a subway, train or bus) and then covertly pleasuring the other gentlemen till he reaches climax, or till you’ve reached your destination, whichever comes first.

Alan tried to give Charles the old Pocket Fighting treatment on the Waterloo line. Unfortunately as the tube was so busy, his hand slipped into the wrong pocket and instead a pensioner had the tube ride of his life.

by CrudePierre December 14, 2023

Fight a friend day

December 2nd is a day where you can go 30 seconds or more with a friend and not get in trouble for it.

Hey, lets go fight. We won’t get in trouble it’s fight a friend day

by ihearttaylorr December 01, 2022

fighting gold!

something that breaks your hand

"bro why are you're hands so sore"
"because id'ont knoe"
"have you been fighting gold! recently"
"yes.."
"ho ho ho!"
"TALKING BEN?"
"Yes?"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
*suspense music plays*
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"i dont love god"
"WE LOVE GOD! WE LOVE G'OD WE LOVE GO'D!"

gobblewobblenator3000

i eat fish
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
LOL!!!

by KysonAndrews April 15, 2022

write fight

When someone writes hurriedly to meet an impending deadline.

I have to write fight so it can make the paper for tomorrow's issue.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

Northern fights

At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.

“Have you ever seen northern fights without a knife?”

by Northern kid January 18, 2019

Child fighting

When your siblings and cousins get rko Ed by each other

Me and Aidan were child fighting last weekend

by Nigerfaggotron4203469 November 21, 2021

Youtuber Fight

Usually between two or more dead youtubers that try to revive their popularity and funds by broadcasting a pay per view match usually ending in an unsatisfying ending no matter who wins.

Todd: You hear about the match between KSI and Logan Paul?
Jeff: I don't care about some shitty Youtuber Fight

by McButterMilkBiscuit August 26, 2018