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Evan

Evan is the single handedly the most jaw dropping, eye popping, hunk of a man you will ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on.
Women drool over him and men turn gay, hes simply irresistible.
Girl 1: WHO IS THAT HUNK OVER THERE
Girl 2: Thats evan!!
Guy 1: I think im gay now
by Evanlover89 January 15, 2023
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Evan

Complete beta male who reverses into another car on their birthday
“Is that the kid who crashed his first day driving?”
“Yea that’s evan”
“Smh I bet he can’t even bench a plate”
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robert tyrone evans III

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Evan Hamilton

That is an Evan Hamilton over there.
You see that Evan over there (I want him).
by original_hams April 14, 2024
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Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small
Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside
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Nick Evans

That asshole in jr high
Kevin:here comes that nick Evans guy he can go suck a dick
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Evan

The love of my life. He is the most special person to me and I would do anything for him. Evan is an amazing, sweet, and respectful boy. He always makes your day better and is sad whenever you feel down. People who don't like Evan are ppheads because they don't realize how awesome he is. I think everyone should have an Evan in their lives because he will make you feel special and loved. I love you.
Evan is so short.

Evan likes tanks. Why
evan
is
strange
but sexy.
by iloveevan69 November 23, 2021
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