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cunt bullet

The cotton drain plug used to block the red tides from washing up onto the cunnilingual shores of the clitoral and labial beaches. The little white bullet that goes into the barrel of the baby cannon. The licker's quicker picker upper. Stops the aquisition of redwings; a term coined for the plasma mustache begotten from chowing the putang of a girl on the rag. Riding the cotton pony.
Did you see that chick's g-string? Yeah that's not the only string I saw. She must be wearing a cunt bullet. Rip tide fellas!!
by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006
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shower of cunts

a harmless banter said by the flawless, Niall Horan, meaning a group of annoying persons.

this phrase caused Niall to apologize (via Twitter) even though Gods do not have to apologize for anything.
annoying fans: omg Niall omg I love you omg bro tanks omg lucky charms omg Ireland omg crocs

Niall 'the boss' Horan: get away from me, ya shower of cunts I don't need this I'm fabulous.
by niall's-cunttt July 8, 2012
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cunt sack

A female (or male, implying female attributes) who is a two faced bitch. She is lying and deceiving and most likely has many annoying qualities, especially a voice.
Lindsay is such a lying and annoying cunt sack, I cannot stand her.
by partyhardy40 November 29, 2009
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Cunt Sausage

An elongated clitoris which resembles a small penis.
Dude! I swear I could have sucked her cunt sausage!!!
by IFlingPoo March 12, 2009
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cunt buster

"christ he had a right cunt buster he nearly split me in two"
by Denzil June 23, 2005
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Snaggle cunt

Women from New Jersey, who claim to have multiple illnesses, requiring them to lounge around all day reading trashy novels. Their diet primarily consists of chocolate donuts and chicken mc nuggets. These women are known day walkers and are extremely ginger. Other signs that you have encountered a “snaggle cunt” are the excessive bitching and whining through her buck teeth. If you happen to come across a “snaggle cunt” precautionary measures are as follows:
1. Leave New Jersey as soon as possible.
2. Use chocolate donuts as a decoy to stage your escape.
3. Make your self appear to be taller that the beast.

• Warning, do not attempt to cut off her head, she is believed to be of relation to the hydra, resulting in more bucked tooth, nugget nibbling danger.

Synonyms: Charlie Lima, Riviera Hotel, Stupid Fucking Bitch, Gate keeper of the hostess.
Congrats on being rid of the Snaggle Cunt.
by hbmc August 12, 2010
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Cunt Dumper

1. noun: A highly promiscuous woman

2. verb: To go on a mission searching for cunt dumpers (cunt dumping)
1. Man my mum acts like such a cunt dumper whenever she's drunk and my dad isn't around

2. Alright boys, we'll drink shitloads of beers then go cunt dumping
by muzgrog May 15, 2010
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