Boob Meter

Boob Meter: A meter used by straight men to gage the desirability of a girl or woman's mammary glands.

"OH man check her out my Boob Meter is topping out!" Or "Oh look how small she is my Boob Meter won't even move!"

by CPT Spalding March 11, 2010

Square Boob

A geeky slacker

Taylor is a square boob

by MR Royals January 7, 2012

da boob

da boob!!!!!!!!

i see da boob!!!!1!

by dabooblover4 October 21, 2015

Boob ball

Boob ball is when a female’s tit falls off and then boys use it as a soccer ball.

Hey bro do you want to play soccer with Sarah’s boob ball?

by Greasy toenail January 19, 2021

Boob followage

Following someone on twitter for the sole reason of them having boobs.

I got tons of boob followage today.

by Zombette February 11, 2012

One boob

Girls who wear a tight shirt of which only one boob appears. Usually commonly seen on rockers, punks, or eurotrash.

one boob

by anon76889 September 19, 2010

Boobed (verb)

The action in which one becomes 'owned'.

1. YOUR INTERNET JUST BOOBED YOU!
2. Dude, I just got boobed.

by Amir & Kati April 24, 2005