bean head

a head shaped like a lima or kidney bean.

Hey look at that kids bean head, i bet you if i punched him in the head hard enough, chillie would fly everywhere

by kcisgmvf,bdbgkbfxdhbghkxdbljh December 3, 2009

bean bag

One's testicles and scrotum.

Kiss my hairy bean bag dog.

by Dook M March 14, 2008

bean dip

Fecal matter remaining on the penis afer anal sex.

I was fucking my secretary in the ass and noticed my cock was covered in bean dip.

by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006

Bean Slut

(Noun): A dirty brown whore who likes to get fucked when drunk.

Did you see stephanie cervantes, she is such a bean slut, she fucked her boyfriend while his parents were in the room.

by fermentedfetus June 17, 2009

bean dip

Used to change the subject, much like that local sports team and the weather.

Have you tried the bean dip?

by notjohnjohnjohn October 31, 2007

Cool Beans

The most amazing beans on planet Estupido. Once eayen, they bestow the eater with random super powers, which include but are not limited to flaming farts, sonicboom burps, dragon breath, and a smelly smokescreen. Some side effects may include: bloating, upset stomach, explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, or may cause gas to build up inside of your stomach that will eventually leed to you exploding like antimatter..... Bon Appetite

Rndm Guy: I just had some cool beans. everyone that heard that ran as far away from that guy as physically possible.

by Xero _ Manifest October 26, 2010

Lil Bean

A Lil Bean is a very annoying and loud girl. A lot of guys like her but she is to blind to see. She also has a lot of life problems

LIL BEAN!!

That girl is SUCH a Lil Bean

by Katie9985 September 16, 2017