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Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?
Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2020
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joke

you...
by wheretheavocadosat April 12, 2019
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Joke

I made a joke in the group chat, but Tegan and Emilie got eggy
by 050901lb October 20, 2017
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joke

something funny that nathaniel has legal terms over
person 1: whats the difference between a joke and 3 dicks

person 2: Idk what os it?
person 1: ur mom cant take a joke
by The Chowdaa69 March 27, 2020
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Joke

You.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna see a joke
Person 2: I already see one
by Commitguccigang November 10, 2018
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Maternal Joke

Also known as Your Mom or Yo Mama. This is a high risk that everyone knew you're toxic or insecure especially when you lose to an argument or a multiplayer game like Call of Duty. If you get roasted, do not use the same joke cause you only look like a clown.
You rarely win on the argument when you executed the joke properly ONCE, if you're still roasted by someone with no counter-maternal joke, you automatically lose the argument.
Example of a Maternal Joke:
1: Wow, dude stop losing.
2: Yo mama lose her virginity to me.
1: Toxic much?
2: That's what your mom's pussy tasted like.
2 left the game
3: Wow, that guy can't cope.
by Ronald Lee July 25, 2021
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D Joke

Replaces the word that someone is saying with the world D
lets play

"dlay"

fuck you

"duck dyou"

the hell is that

"a d joke"

you mean dick?

"no a d joke"

oh
by SwishyBro January 12, 2023
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