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Alternate Futures

Alternate Futures is this ability to go and try to do different things without any of the consequences. You can just revert to a save point in your mind.

Like, you have this set button on you, and when you hit it, anything you do can be reset to that time when you hit the set button

That way you could do whatever you want. Hit the set button, go punch your father and then hit reset. No consequences. It's insane.

Wow
Yo dawg, last night I alternate futured myself, took a plane to LA and met Bruce Willis...
by Alex Edwards August 16, 2005
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Alterations

A low-class nerd that stays on the internet 24/7 that plays mainly Minecraft. If you're an Alterations, you seriously need help.
"Hey Alterations?"
"Yea?"
"You play Minecraft!"
"I know, I play it 24/7..."
by AlterationsG August 21, 2018
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after cream

when giving your girl friend or other bimbo oral/blowjob whith your dick and cumming in her mouth then proceeding to make out so the rest of the day you have a nasty taste in your mouth
Friend: why do you keep making that face

you: i was whith whith my girl friend ond now i have this wierd fealing of after cream
Friend:you chould get that checked out
by dirty plugger February 26, 2011
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after dark

by eH? March 17, 2003
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Alternative facts

Alternative facts cited which have been ignored by one's opponent in a disagreement. Fact: "My client slipped on your floor and broke his neck!" Alternative fact: "Your client dropped a banana peel onto the floor, and then stepped on it!"
"Your argument is very persuasive, but I have additional facts, alternative facts, which you have ignored, and which refute your viewpoint."
by Alawisciousexpialidocious February 9, 2017
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After Party

the butthole, the anus, the rectum, the fun glove. Sometimes also referred to as, the Asshole
"So Jenny let me into her After Party last night, if you know what I mean."

"I'm going to an African American After Party tonight, if you know what I mean."
by dasani February 12, 2013
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the squirrels are after me

the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because

<b>because they think I have nuts!</b>
the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because

because they think I have nuts!
by rhcpchik February 19, 2005
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