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Ales is a drug addict with a 16 inches of dick. He is an expert eating pussy and that’s why he is called by every one as poseidón, cuz he makes squirt oceans.

look! that’s ales’ dick!
I saw ales dick from the plane

by smartdiiick November 22, 2021

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Pale Ale

Pale Ale is an alternate term or nickname for someone that has a light skin complexion. Examples include the typical white person, light complected Asians, and white passing darkies.

I’ve totally seen plenty of pale ales that look just like that, Dude!

Oh Jessica! Yeah she’s a cute pale ale and I’d totally tap that ass!

by The ToolShed March 9, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>Chelsea Peretti Is The Ginger Ale BAck SMacker<.7.9.7.6.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

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Once upon a time lived a young woman - sorry, a young girl name Bashia Al-Qaddafi. For the purposes of this discussion we will refer to her as her nickname Bash. Bash was a very interesting young girl. This woman knew the ins and outs of attention, how to seek it and when to beg for it - always. Apart from seeking the stark attention and validation from males, Bashia liked to fool around with multiple guys at once. Myself, a victim. My friend, another. Our records tarnished.

Though we pray she is able to find true love, we hope the girl from Hoxton Park doesnt get arranged to a well - unfortunate man.

Some guy: If you were to have one superpower what would it be??

Me: To be able to earn as much money as BASH Al-Qaddafi does attention.

by victimofbash March 11, 2024

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