by pintudo August 7, 2020

A hockey term for when your defense gets walked through and treated like a bitch before being scored on in the most beautiful way possible. Coined after the demi-god, John Tavares.
Bob: WOAH that defense just got walked through and treated like bitches
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd
by BasedNielsen March 10, 2015

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

by johnny eater November 24, 2022

by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020

Rich young Canadian singer who got his parents to make him famous. He is friends with Jacob Sartorius and gets a lot of hate. Famous song: Let go
by Tjejtn n October 3, 2017

Johnny is the most swaggy and coolest person ever! He’s the swagger himself 😎🤟he loves hanging out with his super swagger best friend Alondra everyone wants to be as cool as them😎🤟
by 😎🤟 August 18, 2022
