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The Drunken Salad Club

An amazing group of friends who would do anything for each other. These friends face all their problems head on and never give up. They are full of ambition, passion, humor, awkwardness, beauty, and most importantly love. Nothing gets in the way of the drunks, they will always stay side by side no matter how long it has been since they’ve seen each other or talked. One of them just needs to call and we all show up. Together they are a force to be reckoned with and I sure feel bad for anyone who gets on their bad side.

These friends have givin life and hope to each other. They have gone through so much, and yet somehow are still the closest of friends. They have gone through love, heartbreak, moving, and so so much more together. And all this has only made their friendship stronger.

*thank you y’all. I honestly don’t know what I would do without all y’alls different, weird, perky personalities. We have been through so much together the past few years. And now, things are definantly going to change. But no matter how long it has been since we’ve talked or how far we live from each other, one thing will never change. Our love for one another. I would not be who I am today without y’alls constant love and support. I love y’all so freaking much and I will never give up on y’all even if you do me.*

“It seems they had always been, and would always be, friends. Time can change much, but not that.” - Winnie the Pooh
Look it’s the Drunken Salad Club! I wish I had friends like that!”
by AlwaysTogether June 14, 2018
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Chinese chicken salad

The act of disposing of or ejecting an annoying female by inserting your thumb into her anus and index finger into her vagina and pinching her like a pair of chopsticks in order to lift her up.
"The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her a Chinese chicken salad right out the tenth story window!"
by Iddudes November 3, 2009
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Pressed fruit salad

The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.
That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!
by Rossi September 18, 2003
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Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.
"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."
by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012
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valid like salad

No one knows what it means. But, it's provocative... it gets the people going.
Person 1: You got 20,000 followers on Tumblr?

Person 2: yeah-
Person 1: Valid Like Salad
by redge98 April 30, 2012
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Artichoke Tuna Salad

Artichoke Tuna Salad is the taste of the inside of the vaginal canal. Of course there are many different variations of the recipe, but this is the most widely known.
Man, I had a girl come over last night and her pussy tasted like artichoke tuna salad.
by Fiyahman887 May 14, 2009
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toss her salad

guy 1: Boy look at that girls ass.
guy 2: Yeah, I'd like to toss her salad.
by Pamela K May 18, 2006
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