Noob

A failure of a person who doesn't understand that people do not enjoy their company, and are too annoying and caught up in themselves to notice.

Ish: Omg, I have no time to do anything this week, I've got play practice - DID I TELL YOU I GOT THE LEAD, OMFG - but I have like practice everyday from 3 to almost 10 and idk it sucks so much
Kelvin: I love it when people complain about their lives. :3
Ish: ME TOO, WHAT A COINCIDENCE. We are like angel twins.
Kelvin: Ish, you are such a fucking noob.

by Neeinurface January 19, 2010

Noob

The Master of being a Noob or Bad at everything

you a Noob

by dawdwas May 14, 2020

Noob

“Noob” is a term used to describe someone who is incipient to something, and customarily is very impecunious at it. The term “Noob” is commonly used in the cyber world and video games.

They are such a noob, I beat them so easily.
What a noob.

by SaintLoganIII November 14, 2020

NOOB

UR A NOOB CUZ U SEARCHED NOOB GET RECKT

NOOB.

ME: GET RECK

by SPELLKIDAMONGUSBACKWARDS August 29, 2021

noob

Opposite of "hardcore gamer with no life".

"OMG you're only level 5?? What a noob!"

by JordanSpurks206 July 25, 2017

noob

A noob or nooblet is when it is the first time playing a game, which everyone is at first. And 8-10 year olds tend to think it’s a word that means you’re calling someone an idiot.

The Right Way
George: Wanna play this new game?
Ethan: Sure, I’ve never heard of it before though.
George: Me neither let's play!
Ethan: Wow, we are totally noobs at this game...

The Wrong Way
Henry: Hurry up Aidan, I want to hang out with you!
Aidan: Ugh! Not fair! This stupid noob just killed me and now I have to start all over!
Henry: That’s actually good, let’s hangout now!
Aidan: Fine!!!

by Trinity:) April 25, 2020

Noob

A dumbass

Phemnonmenon is a literal noob at everything. He even tries to edit the word lolol

by yikes18 March 21, 2019